Wake the F*@k Up!!! Hazelnut Extra Strong Coffee.
Hazelnut Extra Strong Coffee makes a seriously strong fucking cup of joe. Wake up a live! It'll put a stride in your step and some lead in your pencil. Not to mention that you'll probable reorganize the garage and finally get to the lawn.
Your new motto can be sleep is for the dead. You won't perspire, you'll perculate. This is clearly a better option to the caffeine IV drip.
Grind is Drip.