Wake the F*@k Up Coffee

Figueroa Brothers

CFE-WTFU

Wake the Fuck Up Coffee. The original Extra Strong Coffee.

Need to be Alert? Got some studying to do? Need to work late? Can't afford to fall asleep at the wheel? Here is your remedy. This coffee makes a seriously strong fucking cup of Joe. It'll put a stride in your step and some lead in your pencil. Not to mention that you'll probable reorganize the garage and finally get to the lawn.

Wake the fuck up and live. Your new motto can be sleep is for the dead. You won't perspire, you'll perculate. This is clearly a better option to the caffeine IV drip.

1 LB.

Grind is Drip.

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