Southern Christmas Hot Sauce Gift Basket | Armadillo Pepper

Southern Christmas Hot Sauce Gift Basket

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Our Southern Christmas Hot Sauce Gift Basket includes 5 hot sauces any southern boy would love to have.

  • Ass Whoopin' Redneck Hot Sauce - It's some good shit y'all. Sure to fire up y'er squirrel, possum, rabbit, and most any other roadkill.
  • Don't Be A Chicken Shit Hot Sauce - In life you can either be a man or a chicken shit. Yes, this is one hot sauce. In fact, this Mexican style sauce will make a bald man grow hair! But it also has a great taste.
  • "F" Milk Got Hot Sauce - "Real men say 'F" milk! I'll get the sh*t I need from my hot sauce! Just say 'F" it, and get another bottle. It feels much better the next day. I say "F" it, coat your ass with sauce, cause it's the boss!"
  • Kiss Your Ass Goodbye - This is a national champion Louisiana style hot sauce. Fantastic zesty experience when used on pizza, with chili, as awell as Mexican or Cajun foods.
  • Squeal Like a Pig Hillbilly Hot Sauce - Distilled using an old hillbilly recipe discovered by an old monshiner in the mountains of North Carolina. If squealin' occurs, discontinue use of this product immediately.

Packaged in a Christmas themed gable gift box and finished with a holiday bow.

5 oz each.

Click of any of the following links to learn more about each hot sauce.

Most orders ship within 1 to 2 business days (order processing time), unless specifically stated otherwise in the product description. Orders are shipped Monday through Friday. Please note that during the holiday season (and a few days after the holiday season), your order may take up to 3 days to process. 

Shipping time estimated by USPS Priority, UPS and FedEx Home Delivery are estimates and are not guaranteed by the carriers. The estimated shipping time is in addition to the order processing time specified above. UPS/Fedex Overnight and 2 day are guaranteed; however, the order processing time specified above still applies.

First Class Shipping - Tracking numbers are not available for First Class Shipping.

FREE Shipping for Sauce and Jerky of the Month Orders regardless of order value (excluding Hawaii and Alaska).

Shipping costs are dependent on weight, size and the destination. Orders are shipped via USPS or UPS/FedEx. In general, lightweight orders ship via USPS and heavier items ship via UPS or FedEx.

NOTE: A street address is required for any FedEx/UPS order. FedEx will not deliver to a P.O. Box.

For shipping times and more details visit our Shipping page.

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