Rub Me Dirty Rub My Heiny Kona Coffee Pork Rub

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$9.95 $11.99

Description

Rub My Heiny Kona Coffee Pork Rub includes cocoa powder that showcases a hint of bitterness like an overworked and underpaid employee. But, is offset with the sweetness of brown sugar like the sun kissing the skin of scantily clad surfer. The natural acidity from our 100% Kona Coffee balances both elements and ties it together in holy matrimony.

We spent countless hours perfecting the ratio of cayenne and paprika that gave way to balanced heat and smokiness. We consider this to be our flagship product as it has 11 different spices working together like the gears in our fake Rolex we bought in the park. Note: quality products are sold here, not on park benches.

Features

Just one ounce of rub will easily season 3+ lbs of pork
It’ll make you forget your name when used on pork chops, pork loin, pork butt, ribs, spare ribs, elk, bison, sheep, rabbit, lamb, venison, and more
The air-tight zipper keeps it fresh up to 18 months, like the Prince of Bel Air

NET WT. 5.0 oz.

Ingredients

Jam-packed with 11 spices like teenage girls at a free BTS concert: salt, cocoa powder, 100% Kona Coffee, paprika, celery seed, garlic, onion, brown sugar, coriander, black pepper, and cayenne pepper
Gluten-free, non-GMO, all-natural, no MSG, no additives, dairy-free, and packaged in a peanut-free facility

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