He Must Be Dreaming Hot Sauce Holiday Gift Set | Armadillo Pepper

He Must Be Dreaming Holiday Hot Sauce Gift Set

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Our He Must Be Dreaming Hot Sauce Holiday Gift Set is the Christmas version of our popular He Must Be Dreaming Hot Sauce gift. This version comes complete with "ticked-off" Rudolph and an Elf on the gift box. Completed with holiday themed colors and a ribbon ribbon.

Includes 4 whishful thinking Hot Sauces:

  • The Big Hot One Hot Sauce - Slide this baby between your lips and take a big swallow. The Big Hot One is exploding with incendiary juices sure to satisfy your fiery fantasies.
  • Show Your Tits Hot Sauce - Don't be shy, treat some guy and let those sweater puppies BREATHE!
  • Kiss Your Ass Goodbye Hot Sauce - Award winning Louisiana style hot sauce complete with thong and red lipstick on the label.
  • Pleasure & Pain Hot Sauce - XXX Rated Hot Sauce hurts so good. This naughty little sauce is going to hurt you with the pleasure of an endorphin rush.

Each bottle is 5 oz.

Most orders ship within 1 to 2 business days (order processing time), unless specifically stated otherwise in the product description. Orders are shipped Monday through Friday. Please note that during the holiday season (and a few days after the holiday season), your order may take up to 3 days to process. 

Shipping time estimated by USPS Priority, UPS and FedEx Home Delivery are estimates and are not guaranteed by the carriers. The estimated shipping time is in addition to the order processing time specified above. UPS/Fedex Overnight and 2 day are guaranteed; however, the order processing time specified above still applies.

First Class Shipping - Tracking numbers are not available for First Class Shipping.

FREE Shipping for Sauce and Jerky of the Month Orders regardless of order value (excluding Hawaii and Alaska).

Shipping costs are dependent on weight, size and the destination. Orders are shipped via USPS or UPS/FedEx. In general, lightweight orders ship via USPS and heavier items ship via UPS or FedEx.

NOTE: A street address is required for any FedEx/UPS order. FedEx will not deliver to a P.O. Box.

For shipping times and more details visit our Shipping page.

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