Fat Bastard Desert Rat Mustard Barbecue Sauce | Armadillo Pepper

Fat Bastard Desert Rat Mustard Barbecue Sauce

Fat Bastard


Unique Southwest Flavor with Fat Bastard Desert Rat Barbecue Sauce. A blend of smoked Chipotle Peppers, Tequila and Lime citrus for an awesome Mustard Sauce. Featured on FOOD NETWORK for three consecutive years!

Zesty, twisted flavors that will mess with your Mouth and your mind. For pork, poultry, and a must on salmon and shrimp. Use on all shellfish. Also, excellent as your Dressing on Chicken Caesar Salad, veggies and more. Award Winning Texas Taters Recipe on the Label.

We really like this one. And, we not saying that just because there is an Armadillo on the label!

The Family Jewels sauces are multi-award winners including:
* 1st place 2004 Golden Chile Awards
* 1st place 2003 Golden Chile Awards
* 1st place 2002 Best Sauce on the Planet
* 1st place 2002 Golden Chile Award
* 1st place 2002 Memphis in May

The Tombstone Read......
A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read, "Hear lies John Smith, a lawyer and a hones man." "How about that!" the man exclaimed. "They buried three guys together in one grave". (courtesy of Fat Bastard)

Corn Syrup, Mustard, Brown Sugar, Tequila, Lime Juice Concentrate, Lemon Juice Concentrate, Champagne Vinegar, Smoked Jalapeno Peppers, Spices, Dried Onion, Dried Garlic, Worcestershire Sauce, Molasses, Crushed Red Peppers, Natural Flavors, Caramel Color, Anchovies. ALLERGEN: Anchovies


Most orders ship within 1 to 2 business days (order processing time), unless specifically stated otherwise in the product description. Orders are shipped Monday through Friday. Please note that during the holiday season (and a few days after the holiday season), your order may take up to 3 days to process. 

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